Shout out to The Pre-Teen Queen, Ms. Miley Cirus.
This chick is literally everywhere. From lunchboxes to Q-tips, and bicycles to oven mits. B#%! why are you famous? Yes, Hannah Montana successfully brainwashed 11 yr girls and young emerging homo boys into thinking you inspired them......but honestly, WTF. I don't know if it's your snagger teeth that aid in projecting your voice like an obnoxious flem clotted troll baby, but somethings just not sittin' well, ya dig? Unless you make like Kanye and run this next album over a synthesizer, wait at least 10 yrs till ya tatas come in then make a porno with Corbin Bleu.....
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