Who Dat? You Dat.

Shout out to Reggie Bush.

Nigga you the man. You've just helped lead them Saints boys to a much needed Super Bowl Championship for the recovering city of New Orleans. You've earned millions upon millions of dollars because of your natural African instincts to run fast. And, in the process you've laid consistent pipe to one of the most bangin chicks in the celebrity spectrum. Nuff said.

Inside Voices Please....

Shout out to Black People Being Loud.

To all you victims out there I sincerely apologize..... It's really not the majorities' fault. You see 1 in every 3 negroes are born with a genetic deficiency called Samuel l. Jackson syndrome. Causing both imbalances within the auditory lobes of the brain and disproportions of the vocal cords, this physical epidemic has brought embarrassment to the entire African American race for countless years, and will continue to do so for countless more.....May God save the children.

It's Called a MANgina

Shout out to Butch Lesbians.

Excuse me, is it okay if I call you "sir"? Cool. I just wanted to compliment you on those double baggy cargos you rockin there. They really accentuate your grotesquely wide hips and perfectly hide those pro linebacker calves. That clean shaven marine haircut lookin fresh too bruh. By the way, do you have any good recommendations for tattoos around here? That cute kitten there with the heart underneath reading, "I love the p%&#y" looks like nice work....Dude, no. I don't want to armwrestle.

Is that....a penis??