You Sank My Destroyer!

Shout out to Hot Stall vs. Stall Action.

After getting through another awkward, yet formidable exchange of grunts and plops in the isolated sanctum that is the University Center's first floor bathroom, I felt compelled to deem myself the unquestionable victor of one epic battle. Never before had I experienced such a rush....breaking a silent air with the thunderous ka-plunk of my steaming bowels. A tricky opponent indeed, his relentless array of human chocolate certainly signified some impressive lunchtime preparation...and though I hardly broke a sweat, I still applaud you sir.

Ladies, Ladies....Nice
Dane's Perspective