SB2010!!!

Shout out to Spring.

The fact that there is a natural occurence of season annually that not only influences those more-than-necessary flesh showing outfits the ladies bust out just to tease a niggas "i wanna touch" instincts, but also causes most young people to disregard all of societies standards on a beach somewhere in Cabo, leaving a trail of Miller Light cans, used condom rappers, and the ever so common swimsuit top laying discarded because Girls Gone Wild told its previous owner that her boobs could make her famous.....it amazes me.

OhledoAwayWithit

Shout out to One More Product of Yester Year.

I'm officially declaring radio {negro stations in particular} not only expendable, trivial, and remedial, but down right offensive to our already suffering modern culture. Glorifying the heralds of ignorance and it's iminent social deviants, music is at an all-time low. If it were'nt for the splendor on illegal downloads and our inborn sense of selective hearing, I might have already gone ahead and mercked myself with an isolated 24-hr Wacka Flocka jam session. Somebody please beat that niggas ass again.......

More Than A Game

Shout out to March Madness.

Narrated by the sounds of Dicky V. and overhyped, beligerant college students, the greatest spectacle of sports entertainment takes place each year in a tournament of champions; where the the blood, sweat, and tears are shadowed by the fact that some nigga just lost 50 bucks betting on a #1 seed that just lost to Northern Iowa of all places. S#@! man, sorry homie you aint gettin' ya money anytime soon.......

Uhh Uhh Girlfrieeend....

Shout out to Flambouyance.

Are you really that gay nigga? Damn, you like two more finger snaps from becoming a lady bruh. Aside from the mini skirt, permed extensions, and pre-teen giggle you got there, I'm safe to say my assumption is true; no need to prove a point you homo. And, wow. Check this chick out. She actually has the world SLUT tattooed cross them protruding showcase melons....Aside from the uber-mini skirt, designer prostitute wig, and whorish giggle, I'd already assume your were easier than a 3rd grade special ed spelling bee.....

*I know, the pictures kinda gross...

Relax and Take Notes

Shout out to the Notorious B.I.G.

Today marks the yearly anniversary of the the late Christopher Wallace, aka Biggie Smalls. Though the conflicts of his gangster lifestyle left him without the help of divine intervention, Biggie blessed us with an array of hardcore lyricism, effortless flow, and alternative appeal, defining a legacy in a shorter time span than most could create in a century. Much love, Big.

R.I.P. Christopher George Latore Wallace (May 21, 1972 – March 9, 1997)

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Cleanin Out the Pipes.....

Shout out to Self-Gratification.

Though initially hesitant to the fact that I was indeed performing some semi-homo act of deflowering myself on a consistant basis, I've become accustomed to the idea that I just dont give a -->WHAT!<--. Proceeding events have clouded my judgment and left me in a daze of both satisfaction and shame. But, can you blame me? They say before you can love anyone else, you must first LOVE yourself right.....teehee.

*Shout out to those independent filmmakers such as the infamous Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton for your assistance in my endeavour....much love.

Your Stomach's Not Growling, It's Crying....

Shout out to A Bum's Paradise.

The buffet is what I call a good concept gone horribly wrong. Relieving human beings of any understanding of what is TOO MUCH, a smorgishborg (you like my wording there huh) of grease filled, artery clogging, diarrhea inducing entrees and deserts leaves one feeling temporarily satisfied until your extended toilet catastrophe earns you a trip straight to the emergency room. So, eat up. You'll need your strength for the fight against heart failure later on......

*Side shout out to the salad bar, which ain't doin shizzy but giving us another healthy option to decline....

At least you could make a music video...

...Televised too??