Shout out to The Bum Who Invented the Unicycle.
Nigga how lazy are you. Dude tried to build a bike, sucked, and just said "F#@! it". Then his idiot cousin discovered the remaining wheel in the basement, screwed on the seat, and one of the most pointless inventions ever was created. I mean really, what's the point. I just saw a kid struggling to ride one of these across campus and, after falling off three times, realized that walking is like eight times faster. It's like somebody who rides one of these has intentionally chosen to inconvenience themselves and surely make their balls as sore as a swift kick. Thanks but no thanks. Oh, and for those of you who are actually good at this thing, get the hell outta here.......
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