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Friday, September 18, 2009

I Have a Suggestion.....Secession


Shout out to America's Worst State, Wyoming.

You just suck OK....why are you even here? All your residents, all your pet cows, all that freakin grass....SUCKS. Until the boredom of Political Science class brought me so close to unconsciousness that lazily skimming across a map of the country to stay awake was my only option....bruh I had literally forgotten you even existed. Don't even be mad either. There's a reason your name begins with "wy". Only reason you were even created was because they needed a place to film Gone With the Wind. I mean I'm not even gonna lie Wyoming, if you were a person I would just beat ya' ass on the spot because you deserve it.......

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