Shout out to Deodorant.
Thank you for procrastinating my funk. I've literally gone days without bathing and still remained newborn baby fresh with the help of Right Guard and his associates. Also, little known secret for all the fellas out there.....wear the chick kind. That Dove go hard bruh. Besides, you know how they give us those crusty solid bars that, if you put too much on, clump up like the turd droppings that get stuck in all that booty hair elephants have and falls down to their tail as well. Ah, wait, now i've lost my train of thought........
*Side note, if you actually wear girls' deodorant you officially give me the permission to call you a homo...
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