Shout out to Rednecks.
I mean, I definately gotta have one of those full body camoflauge wedding dresses for the wifey cause she needs something special to add with her uncombed lady mullet, trash-bin tennis shoes, and that off brand silver bling I bought her for only a nickel in that fancy future-like machine they got when you walkin' out the Kmart. "Baby, can you iron my sleevless, checkered confederate flag button-up while I go over to Bubba's trailer to see if I can find my John Deer cap?? Oh, and I ran over dinner this mornin so after you're done go out to the truck and grab that thang out the truck willya? But, be careful of them porch monekys next door they like to come out at night cause' they noxturtle. Love you too Bertha....."
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