Shout out to Obesity.
Look, I completely sympathize with all you fattys out there. Eating is good. Who needs exercise when the very act of opening your mouth to engulf 3 or 4 mayonnaise sandwiches causes you to sweat uncontrollably ? Utlizize your artistic expression with poems of ham and decorate those bare walls with a couple dozen "diabetes-explosion" burger wrappers. And yo, wow convienent it to have a natural head rest built right into your neck? Who cares if you havn't seen your penis in nine years? Sex is surely an impossibility for you by now. Just take a seat and relax. Bruh, it's fine, we were gonna throw out that steel chair anyway.....
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