Let's End Global Hunger the Right Way....

Shout Out to Ramen.

Much appreciation to you my friend, for your noodles have surely saved countless college students around the world from the Hands of Starvation.....Mastering the art of convenience and price, you have helped many overcome the tragic symptoms of "broke-nigger-syndrome", a formidable deterrent that has the potential of pandemic. As I savor your lack of taste, I smile because your shallow value only cost me a couple nickels I found in the laundry room the other day......

I Need to Go on a Diet......

Shout out to Cannibals.

I'm literally waiting for the day that the cookbook, "Human Flesh: the Other Other White Meat" is published so I can go cop that bad boy on the low-low. I've been searchin for a nice recipe of steamed kneecap with a side of baby feet for like a good minute, but havn't been able to find a decent one anywhere. Do you know how boring back-of-the-neck sandwiches can be every freakin day? Of course you don't. Ah, well. Maybe I'll just go for a salad.....

Found It!!!!