How Emo of Me.....

Shout out to the One that Got Away.

Yah, we all have 'em. That missed opportunity with someone we considered too special to simply forget. So, let's all take a minute to once again reminisce about how badly we failed and loathe in our own shallow pool of self-pity.......Alright, enough of that. There's literally billions n' trillions of fish in the sea people. And, who knows where and who you might reunite with in the future, right? So, much love to you baby. You've successfully reserved some space in my eternal memory, but you aint gon' be the only one. Time for a swim......

This is the Worst of Both Worlds

Shout out to The Pre-Teen Queen, Ms. Miley Cirus.

This chick is literally everywhere. From lunchboxes to Q-tips, and bicycles to oven mits. B#%! why are you famous? Yes, Hannah Montana successfully brainwashed 11 yr girls and young emerging homo boys into thinking you inspired them......but honestly, WTF. I don't know if it's your snagger teeth that aid in projecting your voice like an obnoxious flem clotted troll baby, but somethings just not sittin' well, ya dig? Unless you make like Kanye and run this next album over a synthesizer, wait at least 10 yrs till ya tatas come in then make a porno with Corbin Bleu.....