Shout out to Inconvienent Boners.
Why did that finest chick in class have to sit at the front of class on the day of my presentation? It's a little hard for people to focus on my Civil War speech when my bulge has taken center stage. Such cursed erection has again thwarted me unexpectedly and with no remorse might I add. Oh shizzy, and the anticipation keeps on building. If only I hadnt worn my slim fits today I could have already attempted the sly "tuck in the waistband" maneuver. Ah, well. Guess I'll just let homeboy ride out.....
