Spongebob Aint Got Shizzy On Me....

Shout out to Football Head & Company.

Hey Arnold! is defined as, where TV animation meets perfection. Arguably the greatest weekday cartoon of all time, the show literally led to Nick's future downturn because it was that muthaluvin' good. I mean it was so entertaining I can't even recall why. All I remember is somethin' about a dope a** granny who new kung-fu, weird interacial luvin' between the homie Gerald and that smart asian chick, Helga and her uni-brow spending hours in a shrine of chewed bubblegum and closet dust, one episode bout a kid who miraculously survived thirteen years of scoliosis on his front porch, and the most incredible bedroom at the top of a boarding house i've ever seen. Where has all this gone? It's a distant memory that kids these days will never have the fortune of knowing.......

*Shout out to PBS' six yr. old ardvark for coming in at a close second......

Retro Ev......

It's the Year of the Dragon.....

Shout out to Bruce Lee a.k.a. The Ultimate Bada**

King Kong aint got nuthin on me; that's all I can say about the man, the myth, the legend known as Bruce Lee. His rise to fame through classics such as Fist of Fury, Enter the Dragon, and Game of Death was inevitable as he displayed the greatest skills of numerous martial arts the world will ever see. And, the 5'7 homie wasn't just an act. Legend has it the last thing you saw before you died was the infamous one-piece yellow jumpsuit in all its spandex like glory. Like, real talk, i'm pretty sure if Bruce fought a grown male gorilla on steroids he'd come out unscathed. Sucks we lost him so early because once they've figured out cloning, dude would have been the solution to ending the war in Iraq.....

Make Sure You Do Your Homework

If You Don't Know Now You Know....

And, For the Win....

*Side shout out to that wierd Huwah!! noise, or however it goes.....

I Believe I Can Fly

Shout out to The Greatest of All Time.

There really isn't much that I can say about Micheal Jordan that hasn't already been said countless times. Anyone who truly knows basketball understands that there will never be anyone like Mike EVER. Side Shout out to Kobe for makin' it close in his own respect, but homie....MJ dunn dunn it all. Today he was inducted into the Hall of Fame, formally rewarded as arguablly the greatest athlete of all time, much less our generation. Much love goes out to my childhood idol; I appreciate you holdin' it down for us in the Chi and bringing all those champs home. You are the greatest......

Let's bring back the short-shorts....