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Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Keeping the Viagra Market Alive.......

Shout out to Elderly Boning.

It's strange that as soon as I begin to cultivate a mental image of how these obscene acts could possibly even take place, it's as if my mind automatically activates my better judgment mode and whips on that parental block....thank you Brain. I've been told that women are better with age, much like a fine wine, but I don't think the same nigga would agree with that comparison once those grapes turn to raisins.....

*Warning, if you are old and you try to have sex, you'll probably die of a heartattack or something.....SO DON'T DO IT.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

"Hey Girl, Are You Up? 'Cause I Am...."


Shout out to Morning Wood.

Uhhh, yah I'm not gonna say much about my 8 A.M. boner other than it's great for that wake up vag banging that we all know and love. Scientists might have some fancy explenation for why my Anaconda is a morning person, but I give credit to my Lord Jesus for giving Man the power to overthrow right off the jump......