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Showing posts with label man. Show all posts
Showing posts with label man. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

It's Called a MANgina


Shout out to Butch Lesbians.

Excuse me, is it okay if I call you "sir"? Cool. I just wanted to compliment you on those double baggy cargos you rockin there. They really accentuate your grotesquely wide hips and perfectly hide those pro linebacker calves. That clean shaven marine haircut lookin fresh too bruh. By the way, do you have any good recommendations for tattoos around here? That cute kitten there with the heart underneath reading, "I love the p%&#y" looks like nice work....Dude, no. I don't want to armwrestle.
Is that....a penis??

Monday, October 19, 2009

Before the Beginning......


Shout out to Man's Precedence.

Real talk, like how freakin bored was the man upstairs before all this human race jazz went down? I mean He is and forever has been right....just imagine. Sitting in the void of perfect darkness for an hour would be boring beyond belief, homie was doing if for God knows how long. I can bet money the Lord was like the ultimate O.G. up there freestylin and what not to pass the time. That's how he came up with so many dope ideas for the creation of all creations. If he woulda added a few bars here and there to the Holy Book i'm sure alot more people would be more interested in reading. Imagine all the samples.....