Shout out to the Post-Thanksgiving Dump.
As I spread thine blessed buttcheeks over said glistening porcelain receptical, I begin to reminisce on the true essence of national turkey day. The savage rape of a native land and utter domination of the white man's magic boom sticks is overshadowed by the fact that at some point there was some corn shared and Thomas Irvansmithenwood banged the chief's daughter on the Mayflower after supper, creating an everlasting bond of "civility" between the fair and brownskinned.
Happy Thanksgiving!
As I spread thine blessed buttcheeks over said glistening porcelain receptical, I begin to reminisce on the true essence of national turkey day. The savage rape of a native land and utter domination of the white man's magic boom sticks is overshadowed by the fact that at some point there was some corn shared and Thomas Irvansmithenwood banged the chief's daughter on the Mayflower after supper, creating an everlasting bond of "civility" between the fair and brownskinned.
Happy Thanksgiving!
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